The Blah-Blah On Me

Last summer, my family and I got kidnapped by pirates and shipwrecked on a desolate island.  You can buy the book I wrote about that for your e-reader by clicking on the cover to the right.  Meantime though, I punched some jerk at school, got expelled, and was sent to live with my weird Aunt Mill in Paris.  She was hunting for Marie Antoinette's lost diamonds.  Before I knew it, I was involved with gangsters, crooks,  total nut-balls, the most stylish pre-teen in Paris, and a wannabe cat burglar.  So click on the pic below to go to Chapter 1: